Excerpts from a modern-day adaptation of a Russian Classic by Lev
Belltollstoy.
Excerpts
from Chapter 3
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Vlad
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что случилось (shto sluchiloss), Sergey? I thought we cast a very
strong spell on Count Donny Boy during his last visit here.
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Sergey
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We did, my Czarsultan. But, as you know, shit can break the spell.
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Vlad
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Yes, I know. But it has to be ingested. Orally. And not a small
amount of it too.
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Sergey
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That precisely what happened. That “most beautiful piece of chocolate
cake” Count Donny devoured during his meeting with our Chinese colleague was
actually prepared by an illegal immigrant working in the Count’s kitchens who
wanted to send him a message.
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Vlad
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It seems something was lost in translation.
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Sergey
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Apparently the frosting was really good. It masked the taste.
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Vlad
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I see. Well, no reason for this to be a total loss. Get me the
recipe. For the frosting I mean. I see a huge need for it here when we begin
mass producing our Soylent Brown product.
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© Ammar Abdulhamid , 2017
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