Friday, June 9, 2017

The Cloud Over My head


The Cloud Over My head – a short play in one act
Trump
Hey, there's a cloud hanging over my head.
Pence
That's you're stench Mr. President.
Trump
You're sure it's not my iTunes account?
Pence
Pretty sure. They've cancelled your iTunes account due to lack of payment.
Trump
You mean I don't get it for free? I'm the President.
Pence
Indeed you are. But getting stuff for free because you’re president may constitute a violation of the Emolument Clause.
Trump
The emol…what now?
Pence
You know that thing about conflict of interest.
Trump
Oh yeah. Let’s not talk about that. 
Pence
Yeah, we sorta never do Mr. President.
© Ammar Abdulhamid , 2017

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